101 Uses for The Toe Pincher Coffin

18.03.2010

For the fun of it the lurking lunatics at Screaming Scarecrow decided to compile a list of things one might do with a Halloween toe pincher coffin prop – real and imagined! Hope you enjoy the list.

Things you could use a Toe Pincher Coffin prop for ;

1. Coffins can be used as decorations, lying above ground in your Halloween cemetery scene
2. It could be used as a ground breaker prop in your graveyard scene
3. It could be used as prop storage in the off season
4. It could be used to display your best corpsification prop
5. It could be used to display a sleeping vampire scene
6. It could be used by a real vampire to sleep off a blood sucking night
7. It could be used to display Halloween skeleton props
8. It could be used to collect cans of food for charity
9. It could be used as fog chiller, cut in 2 holes and just add ice
10. It could be used as a beer chiller don‘t cut in holes and add ice
11. It could be used as a coffin table to place chilled beers on
12. It could be used as an entrance to a Halloween home haunt
13. It could be used as a cookie cutters
14. It could be used as a pizza shaped cutter – coffin shaped pizza
15. It could be used as a shape for a Halloween party cake
16. It could be used as a shape for meatloaf
17. It could be used to bury the victims of my coffin shaped meatloaf
18. It could be used to bury all manner of dead whether they ate meatloaf or not
19. It could be used as the gas tank on my ‘69 Bonneville Triumph
20. It could be used to collect the voting ballets for best Halloween costume
21. It could be used as a planter for black roses
22. It could be used to make a soap box racer car
23. It could be used use the shape to carve your bars of soap into
24. It could be used to lock up your firearms
25. It could be used to make a book shelf out of to store you horror books
26. It could be used to make a liquor cabinet out of
27. It could be used to make a couch out of
28. It could be used to make a bed out of
29. It could be used as patio lanterns shades
30. It could be used as fuel for your Halloween party bonfire
31. It could be used as a canoe
32. It could be used as a mini go cart if you put in on the chassis of a lawn tractor
33. It could be used to house your dogs
34. It could be used to house your cats
35. It could be used to house your imps and gremlins
36. It could be used to bury pets in the pet cemetery with
37. It could be used as a shape for Halloween tombstone props
38. It could be used as a shape for a Halloween haunted book prop
39. It could be used a place to store your Halloween costumes
40. It could be used as shape for pancakes
41. It could be used transport soil from Transylvania
42. It could be used to bury the living dead
43. It could be used to keep your baby teeth in
44. It could be used as an accessory for your hearse
45. It could be used as a Halloween party decoration hung on the wall
46. It could be used as an entertainment unit for your living room electonics
47. It could be used to store candles in
48. It could be used as a container for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
49. It could be used house pet snakes
50. It could be used as the topic of a silly list of things you can do with it
51. It could be used as the shape for a piano
52. It could be used as a piece of artwork on a TShirt
53. It could be used as a piece of artwork for a Tattoo
54. It could be used as a cabinet for stereo speakers
55. It could be used as cufflinks
56. It could be used as candle holders
57. It could be used as key-chains
58. It could be used to bury extra money in the backyard
59. It could be used as a shape for a guitar case
60. It could be used as a shape to be carved onto your Halloween JOL
61. It could be used as a boyfriend deterrent, just leave some empty ones lying around
62. It could be used as a girlfriend deterrent, just leave some empty ones lying around
63. It could be used to bury the homework that bores you to death
64. It could be used as a shape for pencil erases
65. The Toe Pincher Coffin Stripper Stage ?? Really ??
66. It could be used as a motorcycle trailer
67. For Coffin shaped belt buckles
68. It could be used as a shape for silver coffin rings
69. Coffin shaped ear rings
70. Coffin shaped pendants
71. Coffin shaped belly rings
72. Coffin shaped perogies What? this list is making me hungry! Food Break!
73. Its shape can be used by Fick209 to make a picnic table from!

If you have other ideas while I take a break feel free to drop a comment with your ideas and suggestions!

This doesn’t mean we have actually used a Halloween Toe Pincher Coffin Prop for the above mentioned uses, nor are we suggesting that anybody else does!

This is merely a list of imagined possibilities for pure entertainment! Remember always play and haunt safe!